First Rant

This is the first rant I'm ever going to put up on this site.

Yeah, the excitement is really anticlimactic. Wow.

It's another blog site maintained by the world's laziest teen, with absolutely no checks on power whatsoever. It's an experiment in making the world laugh. And it should start failing miserably right about NOW.

Our only order of business: Who would win in a head on fight, bin Laden or Bush?

Sad to say, the winner would have to be bin Laden. He obviously shows an intelligence far greater than Bush's if he can outrun the US government for more than five years with a cave and an Internet connection. Bush can barely pronounce "Internet" without suffixing it with another idiotic phrase. bin Laden also can use a gun effectively. Bush, on the other hand, is debatable, as his military records have somehow been abducted by aliens, the likes of which are similar to Michael Jackson (or so the government claims). Also, Bush cannot even contend with bin Laden on scale of (in)famousness. I mean, if the guy can be beat out by a Tic-Tac in an IQ test, I'm sure the US is very, VERY screwed. Assuming Bush isn't busy choking on some sort of salted treat.

So yes, Bush has the United States nearly screwed. I wish I had a milkshake.

UPDATE/DISCLAIMER: I do not support bin Laden in any way or form. I simply think he is far more intelligent than Bush. Now, if this were some sort of "hiding behind bureaucracy " game/match, Bush would definitely win. By the way, has anyone see Cheney? At all?