You know what? I hate it when you go to fix something, and it friggin' won't comply. Like networking gear, for example. I think I've had it with the bull that routers will constantly feed me. Here is a transcript:
-"Cable disconnected."
No it isn't. Stop lying to me, asshat firmware. It's in the damnable port. Reconnect.
-"Cable disconnected."
...
-"Could not connect properly. Network did not assign a network address to this computer."
But, I am your master! Kneel before me, blasted machinery!
-"Command not recognized."
I'm not even in a command prompt, dumbass plastic piece of ****.
-"Command not recognized."
See? You can't even respond to effin' humor. You are worse than that SmarterChild. Worse, because he at least is not in league with terrorists. Are YOU a terrorist, Mr. Router? Did D-Link create you for the purpose of confounding U.S. troops with your bull, so that Osama bin Laden will win? Huh?
-"Command not recognized."
Screw this. Where's that shotgun?
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